They are going to give the big gong to Helen Clark in the New years honours list. Yup, your grandchildren will still be paying off the debt that Clark and Cullen stuck us with and she gets an ONZ.

For services to nasty?

For being a liar?

For being a thief?

For sabotaging birthing in this country?

This is supposed to be embargoed . Fuck that.

Right that feels better, now for something even more bizarre. Kevin Barry gets a minor gong as well.

Not sure what it is for, wonder how Tua feels about that? All those punches in the face and the light fingered manager gets the gong. Maybe it is for services to male pattern baldness and the wig industry?

There really is no distance between National and Labour, they just take it in turns to stick it in us. Here’s hoping for a massive earthquake in Wellington the first day parliament sits in the new year.

Oh, and Cam. If the embargo breach upsets you. You can suck my hairy arse.

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