While David Farrar has posts about goat sex to try and lift his Google rankings and traffic I can go one better and have a post about an old lady growing goat horns! Why is it better? Well, surely if you are growing goat horns suggests albeit very obtusely that some goat sex must have been had somewhere, sometime.

An elderly Chinese woman has stunned her family and fellow villagers by growing from her forehead a horn than resembles a goat’s.

Grandmother Zhang Ruifang, 101, of Linlou village, Henan province, began developing the mysterious protrusion last year.

Since then it has grown 2.4in in length and another now appears to emerging on the other side of the mother of seven’s forehead.

Woman with Goat Horns

The condition has left her family baffled and worried.

Her youngest of six sons, Zhang Guozheng, 60, said when a patch of rough skin formed on her forehead last year ‘we didn’t pay too much attention to it’.

‘But as time went on a horn grew out of her head and it is now 6cm long,’ added Mr Zhang, whose eldest brother and sibling is 82 years old.

‘Now something is also growing on the right side of her forehead. It’s quite possible that it’s another horn.’

Although, it is unknown what the protrusion is on Mrs Zhang’s head, it resembles a cutaneous horn.

This is a funnel-shaped growth and although most are only a few millimetres in length, some can extend a number of inches from the skin.

Cutaneous horns are made up of compacted keratin, which is the same protein we have in our hair and nails, and forms horns, wool and feathers in animals.

They usually develop in fair-skinned elderly adults who have a history of significant sun exposure but it is extremely unusual to see it form protrusions of this size.

Shit! There is even a Wikipedia page on goat horns. There is a warning though for Darren Hughes and other day-walkers, they should keep their hats on in the sun for sure, otherwise they’ll be called The Ginga Goat-Boy.

Which reminds of the story about Giuseppe the Goat Fucker…..Perhaps I’ll tell that another day.

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I hate troughers. They use public monies like their own. Just recently we have been bombarded with troughing scandals ranging from $70.oo for two bottles of wine up to thousands of dollars for housing rorts. All MPs from all parties are or have been involved. Some troughing is justified as being allowed by the rules the troughers made for themselves, other just plain wrong. Some troughing even goes undetected until the trougher is removed from power.

Today I would like to talk to you about the missing link between Homo neanderthalensis and homo sapien, it is homo troughicis. It is thought that the homo troughicis genes have carried through into our genome from a common ancestor and is spread across all races of people, but generally more prevalent amongst people who are polticians or government employees. The members of homo sapiens who carry this gene are particularly susceptible to a debilitating but not fatal to all except their political careers to a disease known as Entitle-itis.

One such carrier of the gene and also a victim of the disease is Chris “Koru Club” Carter, a Labour MP with an advanced case of entitle-itis. In his case he contracted the illness prior to arrival in government but succumbed rapidly to the advanced form once a cabinet minister utilising the highest travel expenses all but another sufferer of entitle-itis, his personal friend Helen Clark. Fortunately, as a carrier of the homo troughicis herself, she has been moved to a sanitorium for advanced sufferer of entitlitis in New York.

Koru Club though is still suffering from the delusions of grandeur which occur with advanced sufferers of entitle-itis. Only just recently, in the last couple of months has his mother had her phone, tolls and internet bills transferred from Telecom (the Parliamentary Services and Ministerial Services telecommunications contract holder) to her own account at Slingshot. Now with the her good and loyal son not able to sup quite so often at the trough she has had to move to having to pay for it herself.

This kind of advanced troughing caused by a combination of entitle-itis and the homo troughicis dominant gene is not often seen and certainly is much worse that a $70.00 bill for a couple bottles of plonk.

Luckily the Wahles spies at Telecom, Slingshot and inside the Trough Sty in Wellington have been able to confirm this troughing, so I have just a few questions for Koru Club.

1. When exactly did you add your mothers telecommunications expenses to your state paid Telecom bill?
2. How much per moth on average was your mothers state paid telecommunications bill?
3. Which part of the cabinet manual did you think the state paying for your mothers telecommunications bill was covered by?
4. Did your wife’s mother trough it up as well?
5. Are you going to pay it back?
6. How many other sufferers of entitle-itis in the last Labour government similarly did this, and how many National members are doing it right now?
7. Are all MPs as venal as you?

Troughing fuckwits. Every time I find it I will out it no matter the individual.

Basic calculations using Telecom’s basic home plan less a 30% discount (unlikely) show this troughing could be as much as $6174.00, probably more. To be fair to Koru Club’s poor dear mum, she probably didn’t know her lovely son wasn’t actually paying it himself even though he probably told her that. He was of course billing the taxpayer for mum’s toll calls and internet. He’s such a lovely and thoughtful boy that Christopher.

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Documents leaked to WOBH show some concerning arrangements at the Manukau City Council regarding the issuing of one council tender to an organisation with close links to Mayor Len Brown.

Len Brown moved at a full council meeting that an independent Council committee’s decision to award a contract and then to award a contract to a former Councillor and Labour supporter who’s organisation lost the bidding process. This sounds very much like a “jobs for the boys” over-riding of council best-practice for no other reason than Len Brown is best mates with the Chairman of the losing bidder.

The trust that he had the council give the contract to is chaired by a former Labour member of the Manukau City Council, and friend. The contract decision of the council’s Tenders Panel was overturned in a “jobs for the boys” type fashion to give the contract to the existing contractor that a number of councillors and the Mayor have ties to.

My understanding of the documents I have received is that this issue now involves the Auditor-General’s office, though it is unlikely to progress through that avenue because the bar for them to look at Council procedures and Council votes is extremely high. Nevertheless there is a smell about this worse than a fish market on Saturday afternoon.

The contract in question related to the provision of community-based education programmes for Nga Tapuwae Community Centre in Mangere. The contract is for the period 1 July 2010 to 30 June 2012, by which time the Manukau City Council will have ceased to exist.

In 2009 the Manukau City Council issued an RFP. Interested parties were asked to submit a proposal to run the management of the aforementioned community center and the associated community and educational programmes.

Since 2000, the centre had been run by the Tamaki Ti Raro Trust. In 2006 that contract was renewed until December 2007, four subsequent variations extended their contracts to June 2010. the council then put the contract up for tender for a fixed cost of $85,000 p.a.

The council officers ran a competitive tender process known as known the Weighted Attribute Method. At no stage in the tender process was Tamaki Ti Raro trust ever ahead of the eventual winner, The Challenge Trust, in any aspect of the tender requirements. The council officers then sent their report and recommendation to the Council’s Tender Panel. The Tendes panel then approved the the recommendations of the council officers in line with the councils own Procurement Delegations Manual and passed the final decision on to the Policy and Activities Committee.

So far everything is above board. A competitive tender has been held, council officers have conducted their evaluation and awarded the contract to The Challenge Trust (99), with Tamaki Ti Roro Trust scoring (91). The Tenders Panel made up of councillors accepted the recommendation of the council officers and the findings of the evaluation. Then things start going awry.

The whole-of-council Policy and Activities Committee meeting was held. Mayor Len Brown moved that the contract be awarded instead to the Tamaki Ti Roto Trust in direct contradiction of both the tender process, the council officers recommendations and the recommendations of the Tenders Panel. Bear in mind that this a contract for the pending over nearly $200,000 of ratepayers money.

The reasons given by Mayor Len Brown, Alf Filipaina and Anne Candy, all Labour councillors or supportive of Labour were spurious to say the least. They suggested that the hard work and due diligence of the council officers be overturned because Tamaki Ti Raro Trust “understands” Mangere. This is hard to fathom because the trust is almost exclusively Maori in make-up whereas the Mangere Ward of the Manukau City Council is mostly Pasifika (62%), second European(20%) and third Maori (18%) according to the 2006 census. Maori do not even make up a fifth of the population.  The other reason cited were that the Trust was run by a dynamic Maori woman and the Chairman was a former Manukau City Councillor, John Kerr, with longstanding personal relationships with many existing councillors including Mayor Len Brown. What wasn’t mentioned that the longstanding personal relationships were because they were all members of the Labour Party.

The council then vote 9-5 in favour of throwing the competitive tender process results completely out the window and appointing Tamaki Ti Raro Trust as the winner despite finishing a distant second in the tender process.

My sources amongst council officers suggest that this is the first time this has happened in the history of the Manukau city council that they can recall. What makes even more appalling is that it wasn’t based on any performance or technical evidence it was based on feelings, understandings, and personal relationships. The Manukau City Council abandoned due process. As the letter to the Auditor General states,”the decision reflects a departure from any pretence of probity, objectivity and independence.”

This decision is surely a prima facie case of Labour Party cronyism. If Len Brown thinks this sort of nonsense is circumspect and honest then he is ill-qualified to lead a united Auckland City.

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I sent this on Friday;

Dear Mr Guy,

This request for information is made under the Official Information Act. I would appreciate your acknowledging receipt of the request, providing the date on which the request was received by your office, the date on which you believe the 20 working day rule expires and the date on which you believe it is reasonably practicable for you to supply the information requested.

Purpose of Request

My request relates to the implementation and operation of the Department of Internal Affairs Internet Filter. The purpose of this request is to identify whether or not the DIA has started operation of the internet filter, whether the department obtained a legal opinion as to whether this filter breaches New Zealand’s Bill of Rights Act 1990 and what the opinion is, and what sites the Department of Internal Affairs is filtering and the process they determined that the sites should be filtered.

Public Interest in Information

Due to the current high level of media interest with public access and the rights contained in the NZBORA 1990 concerns have been raised around the operation, and the legality of the internet filter. Secondly in a democracy it is considered that we should be increasing freedoms not reducing them, especially access to information. For these reasons, it is clearly in the public interest that the information I request be made publicly available, noting that one of the purposes of the Official Information Act is to “promote the accountability of Ministers of the Crown and officials” and thereby “promote the good government of New Zealand”.

Request

My request is therefore for:

a)     Has the DIA Internet filter begun operation in ISP’s anywhere in New Zealand, if so which ISP’s have implemented the filter and on what dates?

b) What is the nature of information collected and when collected how is it reported to the DIA?

c) Has the department sought or obtained a legal opinion from any source regarding their right to implement the Internet Filter, if so what was the advice in full, especially noting the implementation as being compatible with the New Zealand Bill of Rights Act 1990?

d)     What are the sites contained within the filter that are banned, why were they banned and what process did the department go through to ensure that no other site legally able to be seen was not inadvertently caught by the filter?

e) In what way does the department consider that they are exempt from the NZBORA 1990, especially Part 2 section 13, Part 2 section 14, Part 2, section 17, Part 2 section 21?

e)    Any correspondence, including letters, faxes, emails, or other physical or electronic documents, and drafts of same, between DIA and the Attorney-General’s Office, the Solicitor-Generals Office, Crown Law or any other legal firm/partnership or Barrister Sole or Barrister and Solicitor regarding the implementation and deployment of the internet filter between 1 January 2009 and 1 March 2010

Conclusion

I look forward to both your acknowledgment letter and to the prompt supply of the information.

Kind Regards

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Sex.com is for sale again. Last time it was sold it went for USD$14 million. How much will it get this time?

If you’ve got $1m for a starting bid, and many millions more available, you could next week be the proud owner of the internet’s most fought-over domain name: sex.com.

The site’s ownership goes up for auction next week by DOM Partners LLC, a New Jersey lender that backed a 2006 purchase of the domain name for up to $14m but which is now foreclosing on the loan.

The auction is scheduled for 18 March at the New York law firm Windels Marx Lane & Mittendorf LLP, according to legal notices. And there is good reason for the site to attract bidders: at one point, it was making at least $15,000 a day, according to a 2008 book, The Sex.com Chronicles by Charles Carreon.

In the late 1990s, internet domains used to change hands for stunning amounts: though sex.com sets the price record, others including fund.com ($10m), porn.com ($9.5m), business.com ($7.5m) and diamonds.com ($7.5m) proved how much value some investors saw in the visitor-attracting power of a simple, easily remembered name.

Pretty impressive numbers, anyone up for a consortium to bid for it?

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Secret Documents have been released to WOBH revealing what the original proposal for the Wellington sign was. it was thought to cover every angel from Peter Jacksons “gun at the head” tax breaks to virtually the entire population of the Wellington area who work for or suck off the Government, including MPs.

Wellington is Troughwood

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March 14 is Steak and Blowjob Day. may all the guys out there enjoy today.

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Lisa Lewis take note, there is hope for your mayoral campaign.

Anna Arrowsmith, also known as Anna Span, is the new Liberal Democrat candidate for Gravesham in Kent. She is also the auteur of hundreds of “female-friendly” porn films. Her neighbours in Tunbridge Wells may or may not be disgusted to learn that some of these, including Be My Toyboy, were shot in the front room.

There are unlikely to be many others “who can claim that”, says the managing director of Easy on the Eye Productions as she surveys her party colleagues gathering for their conference in a Birmingham hotel. Dressed in black jeans, cardigan and shirt buttoned to the neck, she could be any Liberal Democrat activist discussing the issues of the day before heading over to the conference hall. As the hotel guests mill around us, Ms Arrowsmith recalls what made her reputation as a campaigner.

And her campaign?

Last year she won a battle with the British Board of Film Classification to be allowed to show a scene of female ejaculation.

That campaign was “idealistic. It was about saying to the censors that you can’t tell the women of this country what their bodies can or cannot do.”

Now if Lisa and Steve could get together and we too could get rid of our archaic film classifications.

This singular project is not the only evidence the Liberal Democrat hierarchy has of the porn entrepreneur’s determination. At last year’s conference she won a ruling that those who had been members of the party for just eight months could stand for Parliament. She had earlier raised the topic with Nick Clegg at a public meeting.

Ms Arrowsmith was then able to seek a candidature, and after failing to win the nomination in a couple of other seats she was recommended by the party leadership in the South East as a last-minute replacement in Gravesham for a candidate who stepped down. Local activists accepted her this week and have been “very supportive”.

Sounds like a perfect person for the job of an anti-politicians. Rules what rules, rules were made for breaking and changing.

How seriously will the voters take Ms Arrowsmith, 38, on the election trail? She wants to be respected for her business and campaigning record but knows that her career will present a problem for some. “There will be some people who will never like porn,” she says. “People approach sex in different ways. For some people it is only an emotional act. For others it is a variety of different acts. Some people will never accept that. They are probably the same people who never had a one-night stand. There will be some people who are conservative and very anti-porn. I think on the whole these days people are far more liberal.”

What about the Liberals? Aren’t some of them going to be affronted by a pornographer in their midst? “I don’t think so. On the whole they are a sexually liberated bunch.”

What a stupid repeater question, asking what the Liberals think. They’re are Liberals, duh! Plus some half, most of the UK politicians are freaking sexual deviants.

Ms Arrowsmith has been preoccupied by politics even longer than by pornography, admiring Margaret Thatcher when she was a child. At St Martin’s School of Art her dissertation was called Towards a New Pornography. She then worked on Television X, an “adult” channel. Fed up with seeing porn films that focused on women pleasuring men she has carved a niche making films in which a third of shots show the woman, a third the man and a third the couple together. She says that the films she makes are humorous and that there is no airbrushing.

Nearly half her customers are women, she says: “Women definitely need this.” She laughs at the idea that for all her talk of being a feminist she is really in pornography for the money. For years she made very little. Now, “I do OK — nice house in Tunbridge Wells. No way am I the millionaire I thought I would be.”

Admiring Margaret Thatcher and making porn movies, wow, perfectly qualified I’d say. In fact more qualified than Gordon Brown. Are you reading Lisa? Go for it.

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Labour MP Carmel Sepuloni has accused Auckland City Council officials of preventing MPs from her party from being allowed to speak on the main stage at the Pasifika Festival in Auckland today.

The Western Springs festival, which celebrates Pacific culture and features performers from several Pacific islands, involves addresses from Auckland Mayor John Banks and Prime Minister John Key, but Ms Sepuloni said it appeared to have become politicised.

“Yes, the Auckland City Council is running the event, so John Banks has every right to speak to those enjoying the festival, but for an order to go out to ban Labour MPs from addressing the crowds is just petty,” she said.

So Repulsion Camel is upset and has a whine to the MSM, but what evidence does she produce to support her claims? None of course, because she knows the repeaters will print her claims with the barest minimum of effort at garnering the truth.

Repulsion Camel also needs to tell NZ how pasifika she really is, or whether she just discovered her pasifika links when it became politically expedient. Perhaps she could explain in detail, I am willing to give her as much space as she wants on my blog, to explain just what involvement she had in the pasifika community (apart from being an islander living in New Plymouth) before her 20th birthday.

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Sign Generator for Wellington Wankers to tug off to. Meanwhile the whole rest of the country thinks something like this…

5 megatons should do it

Edge of the Beltway

Poliwood

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Twist and Shout, The Beatles, Please Please Me, 1963. Lyrics: Medley and Russell.

I had last minute pangs about including this song so far up the batting order, but it deserves to be there.

The video I’ve chosen is the scene from Ferris Bueller’s day off, because it’s everything that this song should be: loud, fun and spontaneous. Is there anyone who doesn’t know this song? It’s infectious.

Listen for John Lennon’s voice about to expire after recording the entire album Please Please Me IN ONE DAY!!!

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After a quick look around the papers I think I will have to turn to ONN for some news.

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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80940363/

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Light My Fire, The Doors, The Doors, 1967. Lyrics: the Doors

This classic proves that the myth that Sgt Pepper started psychedelic rock is bullshit. A classic jazz-rock-sleaze fusion about sexual release a peak experience was recorded almost a year before sgt P and is the best West Coast rock song ever.

I’ve decided to include the 7 minute dry studio version because Jim Morrison is just an annoying poseur live.

Record label Electra cut the song down to 2:50 for top 40 radio without the band’s knowledge.

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John Banks ready to blow on the pie

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Youth target in knife-crime review
New Zealand Herald
In sentencing the attacker, who has name suppression, to life imprisonment, Justice Raynor Asher suggested a parliamentary review of knife possession laws. …

Bizzarely in this case the Ministry of Justice has come out and said that the Government consider a proposal to limit the sale of knives to young people amid concerns over the number of knife crimes. The option is suggested in a Ministry of Justice review of knife possession, released yesterday, which looks at ways to address knife violence.

What drugs are FIGJAM’s officials on? ban this, ban that, increase penalties there, again here. The suggestion to ban the sale of knives to children must be an idea out of the Retard Unit, especially with regard to the above case. It was a kitchen knife, next thing the Government will be requiring householders to put locks on their knife drawer in case someone takes a knife out of the drawer. FFS we need less laws not more! This retarded idea won’t stop a single stabbing, FIGJAM should tell his officials to pull their heads out of their arse and have good hard look at the real world that exists outside of the their cubicle.

Pair fight to keep name suppression
Stuff.co.nz
Name suppression for her and her husband was due to be lifted at 5pm today pending an appeal. Auckland District Court records show an appeal has been lodged …

This is a ridiculous case. The man is so well known that when his is named there will be outrage that he could even get a look in at name suppression let alone be able to amble out of the courtroom away from media throughthe judges door.

Meanwhile the NZ Truth has a front page article about a senior cop who is on charges of incest with his daughter who has name suppression. The NZ Truth has named the person and thus becomes the first media outlet to man up and support my campaign. There isn’t an online version so go support them by buying a paper. I suppose it would be to hard to expect the Solicitor-General to apply the same standards to the media as they are to me.

Labor MP’s son accused of sex assault – Clearly not from new Zealand because they don’t have name suppression.

POLICE have charged the son of the long-serving NSW Labor MP John Aquilina with the sexual assault of a 22-year-old woman.

Jeremy Aquilina, 25, has been charged with five counts of sexual assault and one count of an act of indecency.

The alleged assault occurred on Saturday night in a park near Jeremy Aquilina’s house in Raleigh Place, St Clair.

Police said the woman had told them she visited the house that night and was later assaulted in a park.

Mr Aquilina was arrested at home on Sunday.

He was granted conditional bail by police and is due to appear in Penrith Local Court on March 29.

John Aquilina is the leader of the house and a former minister for education and training, and fair trading. He is the longest serving state MP.

A spokesman for the leader of the house confirmed yesterday charges had been laid against Mr Aquilina’s son. ”The details of the case are on public record … Mr Aquilina will not be making any further comment.”

Jeremy is the second of Mr Aquilina’s three children.

Once again this is proof that victims do not get named. How much evidence do the fools at the Law Commission and the Justice Ministry need to realise our law is out of step and impinges on our BORA?

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I have been sitting on a few Fiji posts, but have decided to put them all together in a summary post.

AFFAIRS OUT, PM WARNS – Civil servants engaging in extra-marital affairs will face the sack, Prime Minister Commodore Voreqe Bainimarama says.

Bainimarama’s the one! He is sorting all the civil service problems out! Affairs and pillow talk are very common in Fiji government departments.

Imagine the uproar here if PM John Key did the same! I wonder – would Tigerpig Mallard be the first to kick up a stink?

“Read and be Entertained: It is Pure ‘Field’ Genius” -  Michael Field is a meddling ill-informed tosser who invariably interviews his keyboard when talking about Fiji. His contacts in Fiji are from a singular source, malcontent troughers of the former government. Croz Walsh on the otherhand keeps in touch with plenty of people in Fiji from all walks of life.  Michael Field  is so nasty about Croz Walsh who I consider to be a gentleman and writes in a balanced and objective manner about Fiji. The diffrence between a repeater and a journalist.

Guilty – Guilty.That is the verdict of the five assessors…no mention in the MSM here of this case except Dominion Post and Radio NZ international. The men who were on trial for attempted murder of Bainimarama have been found guilty and it seems that in fact Ballu Khan did have a lot to with the plot although he was not on trial because of an earlier court ruling. (It reads like a John Grisham novel and even involves the gardener!)

Ballu Khan’s fate unknown – In his ruling yesterday, Justice Madigan said that Ratu Inoke Takiveikata, Feoko Gadekibau, Barbados Mills, Sivaniolo Naulago, Metuisela Mua, Eparama Waqatairewa, Kaminieli Vosavere and Pauliasi Namulo have each been found guilty by the unanimous opinion of the 5 assessors.

He found the 8 men guilty beyond reasonable doubt and convicted them of conspiracy to murder.

Mutineers lawyer asks the court to treat them as first offenders

Have mercy says Lawyer for Ratu Inoke

I think it is high time that New Zealand started helping Frank Bainimarama with his programme to rid his country of corruption and nepotism. There are plenty of things we can offer to assist in the move to democracy. It is clear that the finger wagging has done nothing other than gift Fiji millions from China, and they always collect. If any help is forthcoming just don’t let it be anyone from the Labour who have a history of rooting rthings up in Fiji.

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The missus recently went to Australia to find some new products. This was her favourite, mine too. Probably not PC as a product but cool things rarely are.

You can get them at Cadlow Trading. Perhaps someone would like to buy the head for Tigerpig.

Tiger Rug from Cadlow Trading

Tigerhead from Cadlow Trading

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Has Shayne Currie or Jono Milne moved to the SST?

You would think so after running a fake terror stunt.

Police Minister Judith Collins is fuming at the “stupidity” of a Sunday Star-Times stunt that saw groups of people dressed as terrorist bombers – with fake bombs strapped to them – attend Super 14 games.
The newspaper commissioned people masquerading as terrorists to attend Super 14 Games at Waikato Stadium in Hamilton and AMI Stadium in Christchurch at the weekend, Ms Collins said.

“They gained access to public areas, the players tunnel and corporate hospitality areas and police attending the event were not advised of these activities,” she said.

This falls into the cunning stunt category. What would have happened if the Police had shot and killed one of the “terrorists”? I can see Bombers rants now about racist Police killing innocent rugby pretending to be a Palestinian Freedom activist.

This has to be one of dumbest things I have heard of being organised by the so called mainstream media. it is more of stunt that bloggers like Tim Selwyn or ironically named Bomber Bradbury, even John Minto and his rent a mob wouldn’t have tried this.

“This was incredibly stupid. If anybody had been discovered, then it is likely the games would have been called off. There could have been panic in the stadiums, people could well have been evacuated, and whenever you have a large crowd, people could have been injured.

“At a lot of these games there are children, elderly, people in wheelchairs. For the sake of a silly newspaper stunt, they have put other people at risk because of what would have happened if one of them had been discovered.” She said it was pure chance that they were not detected, and there was not an incident at the stadiums.

“They had fake bombs on them. It’s very dangerous behaviour and so stupid it beggars belief. I find it hard to believe how any responsible newspaper editor would think that was a useful action to undertake for the sake of a story.”

This video is perhaps very appropriate for the SST editor.

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…Can he swill from the trough, Yes he can, because he is the Tiiiiigerpig.

Late Last night a loyal Whaeloil Army members (Special Ops) sent me a message about the strange, creepy stalking behaviour of Tigerpig, all behaviour that he troughed up at our expense.

Now we all know that Tigerpig has a fetsh with women, after rooting his way around the country on the pretext of parliametary and ministerial business, but his fetish for Anne “Closer” Tolley is becoming rather creepy.

He flew up from the hell-pit that is Wellington yesterday so he could stalk Tolley by videoing both her and Chief at meeting. My understanding is he also made audio recordings. Of course this would have been on the tit of the taxpayer. Tigerpig has himself confirmed the story boasting of his exploits on Red’s are Berks.

After the cake disaster from Creepy Cosgrove we now have this stalking behaviour by Tigerpig and don’t forget the racist rant by Repulsion Camel supported by Clare Curran, it seems as though there is a serious problem within the Labour caucus on behaviour that is appropriate for MPs. What Labour seems to have forgotten that it was exactly this sort of behaviour that turned the electorate off them. I am happy for them to continue though as it give me free hits.

I know Closer is as cunning as a fox but looking like a fox is another thing, mind I suppose Tigerpig can’t be too choosy these days. It’s rather sad actually, so much talent and all wasted on scoring random chicks.

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